I was born in Texas, grew up in Florida and went to college in New York. Now I live in Los Angeles writing and telling one-liners. I´ve performed on Conan, at the Hollywood Improv, The Comedy Store, Denver´s Comedy Works and The Punchline in San Francisco. One time, I got a standing ovation for telling a single joke. I´m featured on the Holy Fuck. live comedy album. I´ve traveled to perform at SXSW, Bridgetown Comedy Festival in Portland, Comedy Carnivale in Salt Lake City and Hell Yes Fest! in New Orleans. I´ve also been on the RIOT Festival right here in Los Angeles. I feel compelled to end this bio on a joke, but I won´t.