John Craig

Eat Your Heart Out
Double Cross
Vibe Television
E. R.
3rd Rock From The Sun

Pointed out in the courtroom with a "that's the guy, your honor", John is an L.A. native born and raised in our fair city. John has cleaned your toilets, moved your furniture and operated your life-support machines. He's also announced a national late night talk show and starred in a feature film or two. Mr. Craig is a chaotic, yet benevolent creature who by day packages gourmet "air dried duck necks" for your pampered pets, and at night retires to the posh confines of his parole funded halfway house. The dream? He lives it.