Wesley Doloris

Metaphysics Made Easy
Gardening with Wesley
Scary Stories After Lunch
Coffee Shop of the Future
MTV Cribs (Doloris Manor)

Website

I took a photograph of a paparazzi at the market. He turned to me and said, "Purple was the answer all along." His arms fell off and fins grew in their place. He ran outside. All of his groceries melted into worms and slithered after him. I followed. He began running across the street. That's when a deer driving a station wagon hit him.