Reilly Hoeft

Reilly Hoeft is a comedian hailing from the isolated region of San Diego California. He is a man of few talents, some of which include quoting unpopular, mediocre movies and then explaining the quote at length, offending the elderly, and breaking lawn furniture. He graduated from the University of Southern California, where someone mistakenly chuckled at something he said once, and has been unsuccessfully chasing the high ever since. With the natural appearance of a neo-nazi dwarf, he spends most of his time unwittingly making people uncomfortable, but is actually quite the tolerable person if you get to know him well, and would love to share his corn dog with you as long as you like horseradish and talking about fantasy novels.