I do anything from poop jokes to politics, which I guess means I do poop jokes. A Poop Joke Extraordinaire, as it were. I add phrases like "as it were" to the end of my sentences to make myself sound smarter than I really am, as it were. I work in an office so I am fully prepared to drive that tired subject into the ground and scrape the bottom of the barrel for cheap laffs. "Cheap laffs” are not to be confused with "cheap laughs", as "laffs" are even cheaper than "laughs", as it were. As you can tell, I have a Bachelor's in English. Thank you for your consideration.
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