Armean Khezri

Armean Khezr has been actively pursuing standup comedy ever since he was unceremoniously banned from the pornography industry for “being too gosh darned polite." Armean's incredible wit has earned him over 90 twitter followers, and his mom has been quoted as saying, “I could see how some people might think you’re funny.” His biggest fears are death and giraffes (come on, guys, giraffes are super weird). His biggest hero is Stone Cold Steve Austin. While much of this has been lies, you’ll never know just how much until you see Armean perform live. He might even bring his guitar.