Richard Joseph Jordan III is a comedian, writer, #1 best selling author, master impressionist, portrait artist, All American water polo player, memory savant, Youtube sensation, and world famous scallop harvester. He graduated from UC Berkeley with a bachelors in political science and grew up in New York and Moraga California where he was voted most creative hair at Campolindo High School. He suffers from insomnia and has never had a drink of alcohol in his entire life. Richard was also murdered by Justin Bieber on an episode of CSI. He loves all animals besides slugs because slugs are disgusting. His favorite things to do are fishing, snorkeling, and writing about himself in the third person. He currently lives in Hollywood California where he is the least crazy person. He will add more later when he thinks of something good.
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