Sarah Rupp

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I've never learned how to properly eat with a stuffy nose. I used to try flossing, but I gave up that hobby because I could never get the length just right. I find comfort in after a long day of work just sitting on the couch, putting my feet up, and crossing my big toe over my second. I have never gotten out of a speeding ticket, and feel pretty insecure about it. I don't understand why people add parsley or paprika to food. I'm pretty passionate about board games. I know how to fly... a plane... made of paper. If you ever see me at a bar and want to buy me a drink I would rather you buy me food, or just give me the money. I'm a comedian/actor, but I'm really trying to be a server.