I was born in washington D.C on Dec 12th 1986 @ 12:03 am. My mama was on a tour of the White House when she slipped on banana peel, fell right on her belly, luckily she wasn’t wearing any panties that day ( said it made her feel free ). Anyway, I slid across the freshly polished floor right into the president’s office. Thats how El Presidente became my GODFATHER!! Next time I'll tell you about the time I got voted most likely to succeed.
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