Jay the Derelict

Arlington Drafthouse
The Riot Act
Penn Social
Jolley's
Velocity Five

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As in the infamous words of any sexual proprietor of the night, “You’re gonna do it anyway, right, so why not be good at it?” Born in Salt Lake City, Utah, this eventual “blue chip” athlete would recognize the catalyst of humor being recurrent throughout his life. Now retired from athletics and proud father of three beautiful daughters, Jay has taken the inevitably comedic side to entertain and assist the mood of others, which has been his ongoing gift and penchant. From Northern Virginia all the way to Southern California, America’s funny bone is finally welcome into the bubble of Jay “the Derelict”.