Sam Melendres
@dickchip
Anchor Bar Comedy Show
Don Quixote
Condoms and Slurpees

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Sam Melendres was born to a white upper middle class family and had everything going for him, and yet he decided to embark on a career that entails humiliating himself on stageā€"his parents are so proud. He has three younger sisters, a dog, a mom and a dad, and a prescription for Xanax. Sam also recently graduated college. Knowing that all degrees are pretty much worthless now a days, he decided to get the most worthless degree and majored in Screenwriting. He has ambitions to be the next Charlie Kaufman of the silver screen, but in the mean time he has settled for telling dick jokes on stageā€"his parents are so proud.