Born in Tokyo to a US Army sergeant father and a mother who survived Nazi Germany, parental disagreements about authority and discipline contributed significantly to Watt deFalk's distinctive personality. On his first day of school, when the teacher asked if he spoke any Japanese, Watt's shocked impotent silence earned him his first public laugh and the dubious reputation he carries to this day, naturally leading him to study the violin (the Devil’s instrument). Now retired after thirty years in the back of a renowned symphony orchestra he was just barely qualified for, fiddling now feels like flipping another goddamn McSymphony burger; he now pursues his auxiliary hobby of writing, primarily as an excuse to exercise his smart-assery in public. Reverend Watt deFalk’s real name isn’t confidential, just boring, unlike the sophisticated joke hidden in his stage name.
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