Hi, my name is Alister, and I'm not an alcoholic yet. I moved here from Minneapolis a year and a half ago, bought an RV, and now I don't get laid anymore. But I'm saving $2000 a month in rent, so I feel like I'm winning.
I have a five-year-old pitbull named Wu, which means "In the moment", but I'm realizing I should've named him Richard instead, because he's a dick.
I've got two brothers, one older and one younger, a mom and a dad. My mom is crazy. Seriously.
I am single, just in case you've ever wanted to see what the inside of an RV looks like.
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