Wayne Roberts
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The first time I remember busting up a room, it was Thanksgiving when I was 6 years old. It was my first joke about religion. All I said was I didn't know anything about it because we didn't go to church. My very religious great-grandfather was the only one not laughing and I knew I'd done something sweet. Word has it he started laughing the day he stopped breathing. Weird dude.