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@DanManPumkinMan

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I have a severe fear of live crabs and lobsters (out of water) and come from the Seattle area in Washington state. I'm 5'6" 150 lbs. My parents call me Dan and my friends don't call me. I've almost been arrested for committing fraud but I got out of it by committing more fraud. I don't like school. I have a Christian family and grew up Christian. My dad doesn't think we landed on the moon. I've never had a job or seriously worked in my entire 17 year life. I sometimes scalp tickets because it's legal in my state and I'm a piece of shit. My parents had high hopes for me until I started failing school because of depression. I'm sort of a hipster when it comes to clothing only because I have serious identity issues.